Damn You Antiques Roadshow…Between you and Insomnia how the Hell am I Supposed to Sleep

Am I the only Nostalgic Nerd Watching “The 80s” on NAT GEO Channel? …It’s pretty awesome so far =)

I know my birthday is months away but I just wanna put it out into the universe that I’d like a tall, slender/athletic, tattooed, funny man with a large vocabulary and equally large package that can nerd out with me and rock my world. Please. Please. No seriously I wants it!

Outside getting some sun and singing PUSHOVER by Etta James at the top of my Lungs the Neighbors must love me hahaha

My Adorable Nerdy Hello Kitty Wallet/Coin Purse…Retail:$19 Paid:$9 on Zulily =)

I’d have asphyxiated months ago…Lack of sex you are no fun…Why must I be attracted to Tall Nerdy Men but Live in a State Overrun with Rednecks…Ugh…I’m practically a Nun at this point. 

Wishing I Had a Tall Sexy Nerdy Man to Cuddle with but since that’s not gonna happen in this lifetime I’m gonna go to sleep

Today started off a lovely 70 degree sunny day and quickly turned stormy with a tornado warning. Which is funny because basically thats how my mood has been today…Dark and Stormy

My daughters had a DR appt today which their Grandparents (dads parents) kindly took them to. Well my Oldest Failed her hearing test and my Yougest failed her hearing test and also had to get 3 shots so that soured my mood (plus my niece and nephew acted like complete terrors and my sister did nothing to stop the chaos…they are 4 and 9 so old enough to behave properly)

Then the guy ive been hoping to hook up with has barely messaged me the past few days and today when i invited him over the only response i got was “sorry i cant”…Dude stop being a punk and come have some sex…Man Up…Ugghhhh

Its so terribly frustrating to live in an area where im not attracted to 99% of the men…Im short, fat, tattooed, nerdy, and kinda a pervert…I like taller, slim/slender/athletic, nerdy guys who enjoy tattoos, horror movies, and doctor who…Sadly the men here are either rednecks or wanna-be-badasses that enjoy “muddin, huntin, and fishin” and are attracted to rail thin shapeless bleach blondes who can barely complete a full sentence.

Ive been single since 2009 and Maybe nobody is out there for me…On here i get complimented and told how “beautiful” or “pretty” I am but in real life the only people who say that about me are my family or friends…I wish i was invisible sometimes because it would hurt alot less than simply being ignored.

After hearing from my Hot Ex Navy Friend the Other Night I was looking forward to a Few Lust filled evenings but sadly I’ve barely heard from him and haven’t seen him at all.

Maybe its me??…guys tend to find me intimidating for some reason and its really annoying because I’m not at all intimidating…Im 5’1.5” tall and have a mousy voice how is that intimidating?!?!

Its really annoying to know or meet a guy…get my hopes up…then be let down everytime.Its Not like I’m looking for my husband I’m looking for a Nice Good Looking Guy to Share some Laughs with and Rock my World on a regular basis

Im honest, nerdy, perverted, and am pretty good at making people laugh so why does it seem like im forever alone =(